5/21/09

Old Drivers

A couple of times recently when we were out walking and crossing the street, Gavin has made some ageist comments like-
"Watch out! Are they old?" or "Looks like they are stopping for us, they must not be old." or "Vatti isn't very old, he is a safe driver." Most of the time, I choose not to comment or try to hold  back a laugh, though I promise that I never told him any such thing about senior citizen age drivers.
Today, he was riding his scooter while I was pushing the stroller past a driveway. There was someone getting ready to pull out who stopped when they saw us, and after we crossed- this was the conversation...
Gavin- "Good thing they weren't old, or we might have been run over by that car."
Me- "What? Who told you that?"
Gavin- "Who told me what, Mom?"
Me- "Who told you that about drivers that are old? Who said that old people would run over you?"
Gavin- " No one told me that, Mom. I just already knew it."
Me- "What?!?"
Gavin- "I just already knew that when someone who is old is driving they won't stop for you to cross and will run over you with their car."
Me- stunned silence trying to think of a response, followed by... "That's not true."
Gavin- "Yes. It is true, Mom. I just knowed it already. I guess you don't know as many things as I do." little chuckle to himself- " I guess I just know a lot of things that you don't know, Mom." small knowing and pitying smile to me...

5 comments:

Mel said...

He probably heard that old people are bad drivers from me, and I should know....there are lots of old people who are bad drivers in Florida. (Thanks for the swim suit compliment, by the way. And, no...you are not a blob. People who can train for months to run marathons are NOT blobs.)

Seagull Dream said...

maybe he is thinking of cruella devile. haha.

Stacy said...

Oh my goodness. That is really something. I can't believe you didn't know that valuable information...everyone knows about old people and their driving.

Jared and Shelby said...

Oh, too cute!!

hawsfam said...

I laughed outloud when I read that. Oh man.